for the Dim Mak vs. Fool’s Gold / Fool’s Gold vs. Dim Mak Screaming Bloody Murder Tour that starts TONIGHT in New York City. Mere words aren’t going to be able to describe what this means for you, so check this out:

If you live in/around/near/ one of the cities this tour is visiting, it is highly recommended you try and catch some of the craziness. We’re still trying to figure out what we would need to sell to get to Chicago by the 16th - people only need one kidney, right?!